my mom accidentally left her keys in the car, so i went back outside to get them. when I picked them up, they were freezing cold.
I guess you could call them
Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.